Wedding Puns — The Vow Factor

At A Good Find, we've gathered a compilation of the best wedding puns. We hope these puns keep you en

This week’s segment of Pun Finds features a compilation of the best relationship and wedding puns. We hope these puns keep you engaged, as some of them have a nice ring to them. Disclaimer: some of these puns are downright hilarious, while others are eye-rollers even by our standards!

AGF’s Favorite Wedding Puns

  • Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.
  • When the TV repairman got married, the reception was excellent.
  • An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
  • Black widow to mate: I met my last husband on the web.
  • When he proposed to her, she found it very engaging.
  • What do you call a melon that’s not allowed to get married? Cantelope
  • Cantelope tonight, Dad’s got the car!
  • My boyfriend and I started to date after he backed his car into mine. We met by accident.
  • My girlfriend once gave me a Valentine made of soft leather. What a suede heart.
  • I went to prom with a broken leg. During the slow dances my date could tell that I had a crutch on her.

Vow! You made it to the end for better or worse.

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